Something to Hum Along to While Gardening

I have been participating in the Grow Write Guild on You Grow Girl.com for a couple of months. The most recent writing prompt had me tossing my hands up in the air, this is just not my thing.

Prompt #9: Change the lyrics of a song to reflect your relationship with a particular plant or food crop.

At breakfast the other morning, I told Chris about the prompt, and that I wasn't doing it. He asked "why not?" and immediately came up with a song from the AC/DC Song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap."

I was impressed with how quickly he came up with it, so I told him if he wanted to write it, I would post it.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - Chris' gardening version

If you're havin' trouble with your garden bed

It's givin' you the blues

You wanna harvest, but not weed a bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home

Call me anytime

just ring 362436 oh

I lead a life of crime

chorus:

dirty deeds done dirt cheap, dirty deeds done dirt cheap, dirty deeds done dirt cheap

dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap

dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap

You've got trouble in your garden

you got a broken hoe

Pests double dealing with your best crop

That's when the tear drops start FELLA

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in, forget about them

We'll have ourselves a ball

chorus

If you got a thistle and you want it gone

but you aint got the guts

It keeps growin' night and day

enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone 

Leave it alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee

I'm happy to be 

Your Orkin man

chorus

Roundup, Cassaron, T.N.T.

Done dirt cheap

Scuffle hoes, fire, high voltage

Done dirt cheap

chorus

*if you're not an AC/DC fan or never heard the lyrics you may want to skip this:
AC/DC's lyrics :http://www.acdc.com/us/music/dirty-deeds-done-dirt-cheap/dirty-deeds-done-dirt-cheap-edited-version

**If you are an AC/DC fan then try playing the YouTube clip and sing along with Chris' lyrics:
Listen on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zfSaEH2NdI